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This is also why you pay taxes, for the authorities are God’s servants, who give their full time to governing. Give to everyone what you owe them: If you owe taxes, pay taxes; if revenue, then revenue; if respect, then respect; if honor, then honor.

Romans 13:6-7

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10.01.2012 Category: Jokes

Ignoring Warnings


50 m before a sharp bend, two people stand at the road side, holding up a sign that reads 'Return now. The end is near'. A driver, having no sense for missionaries at all, opens the window while passing them and shouts: 'Go home, you stupid missionaries!'. He even accelerates and then disappears behind the bend. Next thing happening is a big splash. The two men, in fact no missionaries but site workers, started discussing: 'Should we better change the text to the long version 'Brigde removed for repair'?


Devotions
Wednesday 09. May 2012
May Devotions: Pentecost for you!

  "Therefore, there is now no condemnation for those who are in Christ Jesus, because through Christ Jesus the law of the Spirit of life set me free from the law of sin and death." (Rom. 8:1-2) -    This word is today's watchword on www.biblegateway.com and a wonderful vers[more]

Devotions (copy 1)
Clean Joke
Wednesday 09. November 2011
A horrible story and the moral of it

In the religion class, the teacher gave her fifth-grade pupils an assignment: get their parents to tell them a story with a moral at the end of it. The next day the kids came back and one by one[more]

Testimony
Thursday 21. July 2011
I knocked at hell's gate!

Debra was hit by an oncoming car.  The next thing she remembered, she was being propelled uncontrollably down a long tunnel of some sort.  As she descended deeper and deeper down the tunnel,[more]